Twisting my words

I always wondered why women twist words...it starts when they are young.  Today I was making you toast and so I put it in the toaster and then laid down with you on the couch. A few minutes later the toaster bell rang and I said aww man I don't want to get up and make your toast I am sooooo comfortable. You said,  " If it wasn't for me dad you wouldn't have to get up, so are you saying that you wished I wasn't even been born". Way to guilt me into getting off the couch peanut.  I love you,
Love daddy-o